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Thu May 02, 2024
	The wise old man of the jungle is getting wiser, having been observed creating and applying a medicinal paste which healed a facial wound in a few weeks. If they figure out how to saddle a horse, I'm leaving source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	5
(Some Guy)	27 lost Brothers Grimm volumes rediscovered, easily guaranteeing one thousand more years of Disney animated movies source: english.nv.ua \| share: Copy Link	17
	Photoshop this chapeau shopper source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	China attempts to be the first country to return samples from the dark side of the moon, apparently unaware of how long that album's been out source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Dill & possibly a special guest. H5N1 Global Warming Cotton Eye Joe edition source: twitch.tv \| share: Copy Link	5
	♪ The NUUUUDE Boat / Soon will be making another run ♪ source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	Cue fundie outrage in Oklahoma as the woke mind virus starts infecting their tornadoes source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Protesters try to stop forces deportation of immigrants by--wait, they even spell tire differently in the UK? TYRE? REALLY? source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	47
	Pettit told police he was upset with the road rage that was taking place on the roadway as Pettit was being arrested for road rage source: kcrg.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Man with a gluten-free diet may not be competent to stand trial source: thesmokinggun.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes tunes from Aztec Camera, China Crisis, OMD, and Hunters & Collectors. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #601. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	123
	Inmate swallows mobile phone before search rather than hide it under bed or in toilet. Guards now have his cell number source: indianexpress.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Wait, hang on a second, you're telling me that putting a blanket over a baby that is far too heavy for them to push off them is a BAD idea? source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	52
	Pentagon admits that, whoa, maybe choosing to save a little money over years by downsizing its available number of trained combat surgeons wasn't really a well-thought plan source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	48
	I don't know about you, but if my nickname was 'Pee Wee', I wouldn't go exposing myself to shoppers at Target, Walmart, and Burlington stores. Just sayin' source: fox35orlando.com \| share: Copy Link	27
(Some Guy)	Principal that showed up with McNuggets and Grimace shake to have sex with student pleads guilty source: binghamtonhomepage.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	So go ruck yourself source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	110
	Today in H5N1 updates: Is "hold onto your butts" a question or an answer? Because this is beginning to feel like one of those situations source: phys.org \| share: Copy Link	78
	University offers scholarships to students expelled of Gaza war protests (possible nsfw content on page) source: the-express.com \| share: Copy Link	48
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this Art Deco gazelle source: cdn4.picryl.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Please clap. Or else source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	Ex-congressional candidate accused of killing man in Las Vegas hotel room dressed as 'Ken,' court records allege witness coverup, then it gets weird source: 8newsnow.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	Fark NotNewsletter: May Subscription Drive - if we can get 1,000 new TotalFark subscribers in the next 30 days Drew will fight Mike Tyson* source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	67
	Day 799 of WW3. Mordor claims new great victory over Ukrainian post office in Odesa. Meanwhile, Shoigu claims Russia will increase military production capacity by application of pixie dust and unicorn farts. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	221
	Florida realtor discovers rare basement below hidden iron door where Florida man can go do Florida things source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	75
	Update on the floating pier, floating dock, and floating causeway to get supplies to Gaza. It should be operating in a week source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Now that Arizona has officially thrown out the 1864 law permitting no abortions, what comes next? A bunch of bureaucratic procedures that'll keep abortions banned for months source: abc15.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	Pyrotechnics at Portales Peanut Processing Plant Puts Plant in Peril source: kob.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Shootie Swiftie source: insideedition.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	The most interesting article you'll read about getting voting machines to remote locations. Man, India is serious about voting source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Police ordered the machete-wielding man to comply, but he just couldn't hack it source: kulr8.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	So, anyway, he started blasting source: wcax.com \| share: Copy Link	73
	AM radio may be going away, upsetting dozens of Americans source: arstechnica.com \| share: Copy Link	133
	Instead of office chair, package contained bobcat. Would not buy again source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	AP shocked, SHOCKED to discover American Catholics are increasingly ... Catholic source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	84
	REAL ID requirement for domestic air travel is one year away. This is not a repeat from 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019 source: nbcchicago.com \| share: Copy Link	55
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 991: "A Study in Contrasts". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com \| share: Copy Link	11

Wed May 01, 2024
	Kansas finds itself roped into nature's lasso competition - spoiler: nature wins source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Another Boeing whistleblower has fallen down an elevator shaft onto polonium bullets source: seattletimes.com \| share: Copy Link	77
	Stolen from inside a Tesla: $190k cash. At a gas station. (Note, Ironic tag deemed to massively outweigh Fail, Facepalm and others) source: fox29.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Oh, that's easy. It's just like poly living, only you're not allowed to openly admit that you're boinking every boinkable person in the house. You gotta be discreet and shiat source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	45
	That sure is a nice fire station you have there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to it source: sandiegouniontribune.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	Tibetan women are restoring and saving centuries-old Tibetan monasteries. No snark - this is cooler than Everest source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Now that Subby's hometown has a troll 20 feet tall, all the other local towns are jealous and want more trolls. This timeline sure is weird, but not in a bad way source: nj.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	On this day in history, in 1960, an American U-2 spy plane was shot down over Soviet Union, forcing President Eisenhower to acknowledge spy flights and to give up a captured Soviet Spy in exchange for Bono and the Edge source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	If you're going to plead not guilty, don't tell people to get a drink quickly before you kill the pub landlord, then tell the police you killed him, you're glad about it, and happy to go to jail for killing him. Or that you're glad he's dead source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	15
	Photoshop this family dinner source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Biden forgives $6 billion in loans for over 300,000 Art Institutes students, because it's not like any of them are ever going to have any money anyway source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	133
	Law practice not working out? Try macing an armored-car driver source: abovethelaw.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Pleading guilty and showing contrition are two tools that can cut 24 years off a potential sentence for crypto shenanigans if you have really good lawyers source: theverge.com \| share: Copy Link	25

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