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Thu April 25, 2024
	Today is National Lingerie Day, a day to celebrate the magic of how a simple article of clothing can become more expensive the less actual cloth it contains source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	🎵 There was a young woman who swallowed a fly, which came in the coffee she wanted to buy. She nearly died 🎵 source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	6
	World's biggest dick attacks alleged owner of UK's biggest dick (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	15
	Long Island woman, 21, gets arrested for hitting and killing another driver while drunk, waits for police to respond and then jumps into cop car and attempts to flee. Clearly not a well thought out plan source: nbcnewyork.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Slight error in parenting decision by pilot, all 75 on board die, but, man, was that fun (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	46
	Once a cop decides they're going to arrest you for DUI, you will be arrested, even if you blow 0.00 on the breathalyzer source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share: Copy Link	82
	The flashers weren't sure they would reach the top of Big Daddy Dune, but decided they really should stick it out source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Caption these elite athletes source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	'In the US they think we're communists' The 70,000 workers showing the world another way to earn a living. To be fair, US believes everyone else are communists when it comes to treating people like humans not machinery source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	68
	Get to farking, people. No, seriously. Also, commas matter source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	122
	Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave answers the question, "socalnewwaver, would you say you have a plethora of penguins?" Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #599. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	111
	Turns out there's some things that beer can't fix, and that's religion source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	15
	Mysterious orange orbs that have 'been spotted across world' now off UK coast eyeing up fugly Brits in their bathing suits (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	29
(Some Guy)	Abergavenny's unofficial superhero claims victory over villainous developers, still waiting on his cape and keys to the city source: abergavennychronicle.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	My names Toomaj Salehi and I'm here to say, I hate the death sentence in every way source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Here kitty kitty kitty source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Aaaaaah, refreshing. Tastes like sh*t source: ibtimes.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	54
	Suddenly, panda attack source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	42
	Putin thinks it's okay when he does it, but not so cool when someone else does it to him source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	32
	If I'm reading this right, we just invented adamantium source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	57
	Fark NotNewsletter: TRUCK source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	Harvey Weinstein gets off. This is sadly a repeat source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	127
	Not that global warming is close to being over, but we might be closer to changing course on climate change than we realized source: vox.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Photoshop a different outfit for Tammy source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Hush little Stormy, don't say a word. Trumpy's gonna make a giant turd. If that giant turd don't stink, Trumpy's little shroom is gonna shrink source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	311
	Deadpool's reign of terror comes to an end source: nbc-2.com \| share: Copy Link	12
(Some Guy)	Oh, Good Grief source: firstalert4.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Forget Christmas Creep, now we have Hurricane Season Creep source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Day 792 of WW3. NATO starts major war games focusing on cyber defense. Mordor vetoes UN action prohibiting nukes in space. US "accidentally" sent 100 ATACMS to Ukraine last week. Oops. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread, ANZAC Day edition source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	148
	Don Quixote and Sancho Panza seen getting the hell out of Paris source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Let me tell you how it will be, Malfeasance in office, two counts for me, Cause I'm the Taxman source: theadvocate.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Masked bandits rustle stolen rides, rob trains in California's Cajon Pass, get rounded up by local sheriff. Story not a repeat from 1864 source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	What kind of chicanery is this? Do you really think it will stop a truck following GPS? source: wcax.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	Human jawbone found near Anaconda. They're cute when they're small, but you have to be careful, folks source: kpax.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Prison de Texas Eau de Toilette source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	We fired a warning shot over his head, but he was taller than expected source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Remember 'The Great Escape'? Yeah, here's 'The Not So Great Escape' source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	18
(Some Guy)	Bus's on fire, yo source: wrtv.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	It's the end of an imprint: Chicago's 'rat hole' sidewalk section removed, and preserved by the city source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Theme of Farktography Contest No. 990: "Urban Jungle". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com \| share: Copy Link	32
	Thinking of going to Cuba? Canadians can, and one died and returned with a tattoo source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	23

Wed April 24, 2024
	"To say that he's a collector of fine explosives would be an understatement" source: kutv.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Ammo in the luggage lands American tourist an unexpected all-inclusive prison package source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	77
	Hot tip: If you're selling weed and guns from your vape shop, maybe don't name it "Best Buds" source: whio.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Police were led to skeletal remains of 17 year old. Led by who or what? source: triblive.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Over 120,000 broiled chickens served source: kutv.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	In a shocking development, Russian official accused of taking bribes. Even more shockinger, he's arrested for it source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	In this case, it's not so much twerking as it is literal break dancing source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Orting nonprofit moving forward after theft, as investigators are still unsure how many orts were stolen source: kiro7.com \| share: Copy Link	3
	No need to shower if you don't excercise, says so-called expert who has never smelled a Farker's basement lair source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	41

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