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Sun June 02, 2024
	Homeowners find out the hard way that drones are the new insurance adjusters. Beware of low-flying premiums source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	4
	Assuming there are no shallow creeks to ford, sandy areas, or exceedingly treacherous carwashes involved, the World's Largest Vortex of Suck will descend on Fort Worth soon source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	Still no water in Atlanta. Atlantis still ok source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	7

Sat June 01, 2024
	Another day, another asshat climate activist takes their protest to a classic work of art. Subby's shopping for a new car and might consider buying a big-ass diesel truck just to spite these jackholes source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	Grocery stores fined $1.6M for selling expired food. Expired vs. best by arguments to the right source: kron4.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Rosebud source: cnbc.com \| share: Copy Link	91
	Noise Factor brings a host of new music tonight including Enojado, Dopethrone, Tricoma, and Atomic Yeti. What's the deal with all the Ticketmaster articles lately? Also Old Man Gloom, Lesser Glow, The Acid Machine, and more @ 10:30 PM ET source: bigeradio.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Conclusive evidence this Daily Mail reporter has never been to America source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	33
(Some Guy)	And then there's "police said he was unable to blow into the tube" drunk source: 1630kcjj.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Wildlife, statues, sports, and your personal information are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 23-29 Feed the Press Edition source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	That's a nice ceasefire you've got there. Be a shame if something happened to it source: jpost.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	Photoshop this cold crew source: i.imgur.com \| share: Copy Link	8
(Some Guy)	Two hours of semi-randomly selected music from the 60s to the 80s on Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT). Then, can Clark fake being in a car accident to throw mob boss Biggie Conroy off the trail of him finding out Superman's true identity? source: live365.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Florida Man lands helicopter in protected bird nesting area so his passenger can take photos. Florida tag pretty much always equates to Facepalm, Asinine, Dumbass and Stupid tags source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Chad Daybell has dug his own grave source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	36
(Some Sandy)	Photoshop this finishing touch source: meetingstoday.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Panama's first evacuations from rising sea levels have begun source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	57
	Explorer remains mysteriously vanish on Everest. Someone dug up the survivors? source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	66
	The real crime is a cheeseburger cost $7 source: calmatters.org \| share: Copy Link	115
	It's a good thing her husband is a lousy shot source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Caption this bunny-eared guy source: img.atlasobscura.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Wait, a police department just did the right thing? A Florida police department? Will wonders never cease source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	71
	"Hey boss, did they turn off the gas line?" "Uh, I think so, should be okay to cut it." cut BOOM source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	62
	Carpenter used Apple Tags to get his power tools, and 15,000 others source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	128
	Entire town left abandoned with creepy church and "bizarre gnome" on doorstep. Meh, I've seen more bizarre gnomes source: mirror.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	50
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this scoot source: external-content.duckduckgo.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	"What one man learned living alone in the wilderness for 40 years." That we should stop forcing high-school students to read that overrated book? source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	73
	Day 829 of WW3: Russia launched a barrage of missiles and drones on Saturday morning, damaging Ukrainian energy facilities in the Donetsk, Zaporizhzhia, Dnipropetrovsk, Kyrovohrad, and Ivano-Frankivsk regions. It's your Saturday Ukraine war polylogue source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	316
	A Texas kitty named Porridge has already proven himself to be quite the survivor - and now, as he recovers from serious injuries, the feline is looking for a home to live out the rest of his days as a star. Welcome to Caturday source: yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	579
	Wish your heroin was stronger? You're in luck. Well, sorta source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	47
	1 in 5 Americans have internet access thanks to the Affordable Connectivity Program... until midnight source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	57
	"It was a bit like negotiating one's way up a badger's arse" source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Today in the money is not in the banana stand news: Maserati-driving banana thief forces fruit stand to install security cameras because of his banana stealing ways source: 9news.com.au \| share: Copy Link	11
	It's not often that a suicide bomber retires, and it's even less often that they're full-on heroes source: abcnews.go.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Don't cry over spilled meat, unless stuck in a four hour traffic backup source: kron4.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Spirit is the waffle house of airlines source: thedailybeast.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Not satisfied with the current airline experience? Don't worry, they are considering new ideas such as "airplane seats made from sustainable materials such as recycled fishing nets and cactus" source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	36

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